Eight Slightly Offbeat Reasons to Consider Moving to Hartford

and four reasons why not to...

 

Two weekends ago, a friend of mine from San Francisco came to Connecticut so she could get away from California for a couple of days. One night over sushi and many bottles of sake, we discussed the merits of living in a place like Hartford. Sure, I could quote everything that you would get in the Hartford Chamber of Commerce guide to the Capitol Region... but when it comes down to it, why would someone choose to relocate from somewhere like San Francisco to a place like Hartford?

1. Location, Location, Location!
One of the biggest concerns that we had moving back to Connecticut from San Francisco was that there just wouldn't be enough to do in the Hartford area. Well, there is really no reason to worry, because if we get bored, we're less than an hour and a half away from Boston and less than two hours away from New York City. Where else in the United States (aside from the Eastern Seaboard) are you that close to two distinctively different, yet extremely vibrant cities? Sure, in San Francisco you are close to Oakland and San Jose, but they just feel like smaller, less interesting copies of San Francisco. When you walk through Boston, you just get that strong sense of history. As you walk by graveyards where the Sons and Daughters of the Revolution are buried on your way to the hipper-than-thou Harvard Square, you realize that you are treading on streets where Paul Revere rode through on that fateful night. In New York, you can lose yourself in the neighborhoods... going from restaurant to restaurant, bar to bar in a city that truly never sleeps. Hartford might not be the cultural mecca of the Eastern Seaboard, but you can get to the two biggest cultural centers in New England in less time than it would take to drive from San Francisco to San Jose in rush hour traffic.

2. Pizza
Ok, you don't relocate just because of pizza, but after putting up with five years worth of that soggy California interpretation of the classic tomato pie, you can really appreciate the pizza scene in Connecticut. Where else in the country do people take the production of the perfect slice so personally? Don't believe me? Check out Bruce's ConnectiCrust columns...

3. Regional Sausages
No, I'm not losing my mind here, and as bizarre as it sounds, I think that one of the most telling things about Connecticut is the fact that almost every city has its own meat processing plant that produces distinctive sausages. The Central Connecticut area is home to an extremely large population of 1st, 2nd and 3rd generation Eastern European immigrants, and as each ethnic group settled in an area, they brought their indigenous sausage style to the area. As economically unsound as it is to make this many different types of sausages considering the population of Connecticut, the meat packing business has flourished. Within 30 miles of Hartford, you have Muckes, Grote & Wiegel, Hummel, Martin Rosol, Roussell and a couple other major sausage manufacturing concerns (and that doesn't even include the Portuguese (like Gaspare's), Mexican and other cultures that brought their sausages to this area), and most of these plants have been making sausages for the better part of the last 75 years. Add to this the fact that you can find sausage and hot dog stands (see Jim's articles for more) all throughout the Central Valley that have special relationships with specific manufacturers that will produce custom sized hotdogs for them, even if it is less profitable for the manufacturer, one realizes that even on something as simple as a hot dog, both vendors and consumers in Connecticut are willing to go the extra distance to get a better product. The success of the local sausage business in Central Connecticut shows the abundance of diversity in this New England city. It also shows the loyalty of people finding their favorite brand and sticking to them. With that said, even though I grew up in Bloomfield (Grote & Wiegel territory), I am a definite Martin Rosol (New Britain) fan.

4. The History
When every state was asked to come up with a design for the back of the new State-specific Quarters, many states chose their state fruit or rendered the outline of their state with their state motto for their image. However, most of the New England states decided to take a piece of their history and throw it on the back of their coin. Connecticut chose to place a picture of the Charter Oak on the Connecticut Quarter. The Charter Oak is a large tree where, when the British came in search of the State Charter before the Revolutionary War, the State Charter was hidden so Connecticut could remain a sovereign state. How many other states chose something so pivotal to the development of their state? Hartford has a tremendous amount of history ranging from Mark Twain to Colt Manufacturing to Royal Typewriters. There are settlements almost as old as the Pilgrims, and Native American settlements that predate the settlers by thousands of years. There's one of the oldest operating carousels in the nation and the oldest rose garden in the country in Hartford. And even though the Charter Oak is gone, Hartford was the home of that as well.

5. The Arts
While most states are cutting funding for the construction and maintenance of Museums, Libraries, Parks and Playhouses, Hartford is in the process of building a second Broadway-caliber theater, adding space onto its library (which has the distinction of being the most widely used library in the country) and is increasing funding to its libraries and parks to keep them in pristine condition.

6. The Hartford Courant
Sure, the writing has gotten a little fluffy as of late, but considering that The Courant is the oldest newspaper continuously in production, doesn't that tell you something? Even though you can get door-step delivery of the New York Times or the Boston Globe here for essentially the same price as the Courant, people here support their local newspaper vehemently. Where else outside of the North East do you find that people get more of their news from the newspaper than the television?

7. Beer
Ok, if you're a beer nut like me, Hartford's three brewpubs are better than most in the country. Add to that the other state microbreweries, as well as all the breweries in the whole New England area, and you have one of the largest local beer selections in the country.

8. Downtown
Today, Downtown Hartford is relatively... well... boring. There isn't that much there there. All of the major department stores left for the suburbs and there aren't any major convention spaces or hotels in the area. But that is changing. Close to 400 million dollars of state investment are being poured into the city to create a vibrant downtown. Within a few years, a new convention center will be built, as well as hundreds of hotel rooms, offices and residential spaces. Add to that a new multifunction coliseum and an expanded Riverfront Park, and Hartford's Downtown will rival that of any city. The work has already started on planning the new Baseball stadium and a new Morton's Steakhouse (a high end restaurant) will be open within a few months. Give Hartford a couple of years and you'll end up with something really special.

Then again, there are the bad things about life in Hartford...

1. The Blue Laws
No alcohol sales in stores after 8pm. No alcohol sales on Sunday. No wine or spirits in the supermarkets. Add to this a steep fee to register out of state beers, wines and spirits, and most would agree that Connecticut is not the best place to be if you get a hankering for a bottle of Chateau d'Yquem at 9pm on a Wednesday. However, there's always a quick 20 minute drive to Massachusetts or you can always go to a bar (open until 2am every day) for a drink. The upside is that the package stores in the state tend to be very well stocked and have a very good selection as they don't have to compete with the supermarkets.

2. The Highways
How long have they been repairing the stretch on I-84 between exit 43 and 46? 8 years? 10 years? Seriously, unless you're a Hartford native who knows instinctively what lane to be in when you get on the highway and where the construction is, driving in Hartford can be a real challenge. What other highway system is so bad that the designer of the routes committed suicide after too many people died due to car crashes attributed to the layout of the exits and on-ramps?

3. Delivery Food
When it comes to delivery, Hartford residents have: one good Chinese place, 2 good pizza places, 1 good grinder place and one good taqueria. Then again, every household in Hartford has a car, so getting out to pick up some takeout isn't that much of a bother...

4. Everyone Else
First it was the loss of the Whalers, then the loss of the Patriots... when it comes to the big sporting franchises supporting Hartford, they just want to avoid Hartford like the plague. Sure, we have very successful minor league basketball and hockey, but even though ESPN is located less than 15 minutes from Downtown Hartford, the sports leagues just don't want to invest in Hartford. People in Boston mock Hartford over the whole Patriots debacle. New York residents don't even consider Hartford a city. Even though we are in the midst of making Hartford something great, people outside the state tend to bear us no mind. Then again, Hartford's business community is ready to rebuild Hartford on their own, even if the rest of New England turns a blind eye to the city that Mark Twain called one of the most beautiful cities in the world.