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Avery Glasser: Magic Hat, VT
Magic Hat Brewing Company
Vermont
We were first introduced to this brewery's
beers at The Spigot on the corner
of Boulevard and Prospect in Hartford's [...]
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Avery Glasser: Ommegang, NY
Brewery Ommegang
Cooperstown, NY
Many people have told me to try various
"Belgian-Style"
beers produced by American breweries, and
for some masochistic
reason, I always give it a try. Unfortunately, no
matter how valiant
the attempt, the beer tends to fall short.
Why [...]
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Avery Glasser: North East Brewing Company, MA
North East Brewing Company
Allston, MA
Lobsterback IPA
Possibly the nicest surprise of all the festival:
an IPA that
a hop-lover like me could really sink his (or
her) teeth into!
The first sensory contact that I made was the
color. It is a dark
amber, which is [...]
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Avery Glasser: Wurzberg Hof Brau, Germany
Wurzberg Hof Brau
Germany
Wurzburg, producers of the extremely tasty
Julius Echter Hefeweisen
produce a number of exceptional, traditional
beers.
May Bok (Maibock)
If one was to establish a baseline for
comparison between Maibocks,
or [...]
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Avery Glasser: Turnbridge Brewing, VT
Turnbridge Brewing Vermont
Telemark Ale
Oh my god. My beer has a yeast
infection!
Seriously... out of all of the beer that I have
ever tasted, this beer singlehandedly
qualifies as the most disgusting... the most
indescribably vile beverage that has ever
passed
through my lips. It even surpasses the glass
of vinegar and water I was once accidentally
served
at a Cuban restaurant in San Francisco. It's
just that bad.
The problem? The beer had a yeast
infection.
When one brews beer, it is imperative that the
brewers carefully control the yeast
that is introduced into the wort in order to
make it ferment. You don't want any wild
yeasts entering the mix because at best they'll
turn the beer into some funky smelling
and tasting vinegary swill. By the look of the
half-congealed yeast chunks suspended
in the beer, someone stirred the fermenting
liquid with their nasty athletes foot
infested hock. It has the honor of being the
first beer that I ever dumped into the
sink without any feeling of remorse.
If you ignore the rank taste, the smell of decay
and the muddy-brown color (with
suspended globules of off-white yeast bits),
it's still a horrible beer. The thin
taste shows a lack of fermentable sugars
which means that there was a lack of
malt in the mix. The dead yeast in the bottom
of the bottle confirms this assumption.
The warning on the bottle stating to be careful
when you pour due to yeast solids residing
on the bottom doesn't do this foul and funky
beverage justice.
(Avery Glasser)
Note: Discussions with other people that have
consumed this beer seems to confirm my
suspicion about this brewery's products.
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